The Story of Rex's Bath :D

I know after reading the title readers must have thought for one second about me, blogger for Rex being crazy. Haha.
But yeah, right now it just clicked to my mind why not share the time when I bathe Rex. That time of day is most amazing and fun-filled. 

1. It starts with calling Rex 'cus he gets himself hidden at some secret place which he thinks no one knows, which I know offcourse. It can be area under the dining table or the store-room of my house.
2. Then tieing his chain on his neck with the help of his leash to pull him to the place in his nightmares, hell for him etc. i.e. THE BATHROOM!
3. He even try to scratch me with his teeth which do not affect me. And then finally Rex is inside the hell.
4. I got seated myself near the bathtub and Rex stood as far as possible away from me.
5. The water was running and I mixed his shampoo & water together. 
6. I pulled him close and Rex was shivering hard, the sentence got me into my imaginary dirty-world. Now back to my story, I poured the whole shampoo mixture upon him from his neck to tail and rubbed him all the long from neck to feet to abdomen and tail, again with a loaf. A loaf is kept aside specially for Rexi.
7. Then I watered him and dried him with his towel.
8. Afterwards I took him to the balcony and rested him on his blanket which was on the floor.
9. He wobbled here and there. Every time after his bath he acts like a mad person is freed from the mental hospital. Lmao.
10. Then I brushed him to shed off his extra fur. White one's are easily locatable unlike the black ones.
11. And my cute, little Rex was tidy and shiny once again!